Whoops, you're quite right about the spelling. I'll take the part about the paranoid psychoses under advisement though :)

As for the other comment, well, as I mentioned these consultants have some funny ideas about what "degenerative illness" means. I'll talk to Jet about us both chipping in spare points onto a Nectar Card of disability for you - it might not get you ESA but maybe you could afford a toaster someday?